I like the idea of getting something new with every trip to the grocery store. So when I spotted Urban Detox, from Function Drinks ($1.69) I couldn’t refuse.

Taste aside, this new line of drinks is purely about cashing in on the functional food trend. The drink’s website is brimming with explanations into the maker’s claims, as well as scientific looking logos and numbers.

So what does Urban Detox claim to do… “Address air pollution and support your body during hangover.”

The website explains that city dwellers need it. Urban Detox now joins the list of basic needs, bringing the total to four: air, water, shelter and Urban Detox.

The makers gets pretty specific about why you need it… “You are a city warrior. You jog in the smog and party on work nights. And as souvenirs of your noble escapades, you collect pollutants in your body. Urban Detox is your daily tonic for city living!”

My favorite in the Function Drinks line is “Vacation.” “Get away without moving.”

I have not idea what that means, but it’s a truly entertaining website as well as line of drinks…

When you find something new, please drop us a note in the comments section. We’re always looking for a new food thrill.